Country first, then the galaxy!
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 | politiX
After Sarah Palin folked Americans right in their ears during the vice-presidential debate, who gives a rat’s ass what happened between Maverick John McCain (left) and Sen. Barack Obama, right?
I won’t waste space (i.e., your time) giving my pedestrian analysis on last night’s debate. You all know what happened … a whole lotta nothing. Issues aside: The thought of four years with a 72-year-old white-haired white guy and a pretty, four-eyed puppet that has the Republican arm deep inside of her manipulating her mouth, working overtime on the wink control (Jim Henson would be proud) frightens me.
McCain’s motto is “Country First.” Obama, “Change.” I have one myself: “Vote McCain, I’m off to Spain.” I will be poor. And I’ll live off of bocadillos and txacoli. And it will be perfect.
2 Comments to Country first, then the galaxy!
Excellent motto. I have a prime minister now and he looks an awful lot like Harry Potter. It doesn’t get much better than that. Long live Jan Peter Balkenende!
Ja(ck)sonOctober 10, 2008
“Vote McCain, I’m off to Spain.” I will be poor. And I’ll live off of bocadillos and txacoli. And it will be perfect.
How about this for a motto? “Vote Obama and San Sebastian is your new fuckin’ rad home to live in and be the realest American hero!” Or something like that.
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