Wal- of sound

Thursday, April 9th, 2009 | pdX

I was recently in a Vancouver Wal-Mart for work—one of those Supercenter types that are just a year or two away from including a small amusement park and a petting zoo. Frightening place. As I was heading toward the exit I heard a commotion, a tumult if you will. I thought someone was holding up the store. Turns out a gray-haired gent was leading one of those Wal-Mart cheers. I’ve heard of this ritual, but never thought it actually existed. I found a clip on YouTube … amid the chaos you can hear them spelling out W-A-L-M-A-R-T. I think the next step is to drink the grape Kool-Aid … err … Flavor-Aid.

Creepy just got a new definition … somebody hold me.